Ben and I had quite a tower last night. West coast butter and east coast brine. The snails were plump. The mussels are the best-kept secret on either tray. For dessert? Cigarettes and whiskey!
Have you been on Friendshop’s Facebook page yet? If not, then don’t. It’s a cultural strip mall of social media ass-kissing. I’d feel sorry for it if I experienced the human emotion of pity. If you do visit the page, click ‘like’ and then go step in front of a bus.
Friendshop.tumblr is the real Friendshop.
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Ben is trying to get me to go to Soul Cycle with him. That would make this the funniest post of the year.
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